RUSTY GETS THEIR STOCKING STOLEN OVER CHRISTMAS WEEKEND
Breaking News;
Sometime over Christmas break, vandals broke into Rusty North America’s headquarters and made off with top secret clothing samples and leave the building in disarray.
Just part of the missing couture includes the coveted Ecostrech Hybrid Boardshorts and many of their innovative 2009 Fall and Holiday samples leaving a large question mark in the minds of the merchandisers; what will the reps be able to sell without the prototype clothes to work off of?
Interestingly, the perpetrator(s) AKA Santa Bandit did not take any of the valuable surfboards, plasma tv’s, computers, digital photography equipment or the m&m cookies we left him only what seemed a targeted list of items that Rusty’s competition would need to hold back Rusty’s recent onslaught of capturing coveted market share. (yes, the 2009 Fall and Holiday product lines look that good)
With New Year’s Eve around the corner, the missing samples will have to be located before December 31 in order for business to go on as usual. Irvine Police and CSI Rusty has numerous finger prints now on file the crack pot Rusty Merchandising Team will have nothing to worry about.