BROcardi- That drink that gives all your bros the liquid confidence to party hardy.
Example- “Man I had so much brocardi last night I woke up on a shamu raft floating in the middle of a retention pond.”

-stromBROli- That mean Italian dish your foreign imported bro makes.
Example- “The waves sucked yesterday, but it was okay because I just went to Tony’s and played Guitar Hero while he cooked up some strombroli.”

-frapBROccino- The fruity coffee drink your bro insists on ordering from Starbucks and is secretly obsessed with.
Example- “Eric tried to get me to give him a ride to Starbucks yesterday by telling me they have free WiFi, but I know he just wanted to get a frapbroccino.”

-laBROdor- Your super loyal bro that possesses the companionship of a retriever.
Example- “I thought I was a gonner yesterday when I couldn’t find my keys, but then Clay whipped out a metal detector and found ‘em in a jiff, he's such a labrodor.”

-BROcean potion- Sunscreen that protects you and your bros from getting burned by those pesky rays.
Example- “Hey Drake can I borrow some brocean potion? I left mine at the house.”

-afBRO puff- Type of hairstyle your bro rocks that is so unruly and out of control it scares all the other bros away.
Example- “Man Jimmy better shave that gnarly afbro puff, I was so close to gettin’ some in the Jacuzzi last night until he cannon balled in and scared all the chicks away.”

-BRObama- A bro that is always up for some change.
Example- “Dang Alex is such a brobama he decided to convert to longboarding for a week.”

-poison BROak- That gnarly rash your bro gets from too much frolicking in the forest.
Example- “Yesterday I pretended to be Tarzan and tried swinging from trees but then just ended up crashing and catching poison broak.”

-BROklahoma- Your bro with the goofy accent but is still a shredders homesatate.

Example- “I helped Drew perfect his backside snap in exchange for a trip cowtipping in broklahoma.”

-mint BROhito- The drink all your bros love and crave every night over summer.
Example- “Last night was so chill, we picked up those babes from the contest and sipped mint brohitos by the bonfire.”