Summer Pool Party Etiquette: Anon Pool Rager Photos
Ryan Brower
- May 07 2009
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- 26 comments
Anon’s pool party went bezerker and we were there to capture the chaos. Along with the scantily clad girls, and dudes attempting to pick them up, we decided to give you some tips on pool party etiquette before you hit this summer’s ragers. Look cool thanks to TransWorld SURF!
Got some pool party tips of your own? Hook a brother up and share ‘em below. Nobody wants to look like a fool.
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May 7th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
You guys forgot to mention rule #’s 1 and 2!! 1 - no flannels at pool parties. 2 - no beanies at pool parties.
May 7th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Ah summer.
May 8th, 2009 at 10:02 am
Rule No: 567
Stop trying to be like K-Fed and ditch the fedora hats.
May 8th, 2009 at 10:04 am
Rule No: 397
The game Marco Polo is a great game to play as long as everyone else is willing to along with it. Just make sure you don’t do it underwater trying to feel around in hopes of feeling a girls butt…. you might find a pickle instead =(
May 8th, 2009 at 10:06 am
Rule No: 189
The only girls at a pool party who like guys with long beards are girls who have armpit hair.
May 8th, 2009 at 10:09 am
Rule No: 249
If you are wearing a flannel, beanie or “jorts” to a pool party just turnaround, go home, and slap yourself in the face.
May 8th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Rule No: 452
Having a bit a of “liquid courage” is great to break down communication barriers that you may have when talking girls. But when you start to wear a towel for a hat while swimming, maybe you’ve had too much.
May 8th, 2009 at 10:39 am
hahahahhahahaha
sweet fashion show.
the dudes have on more jewels than the chicks.
flannel and beanies at at pool party?
oz and cali faggs are a trip.
anon’s hipster idiot savants—
clueless.
May 8th, 2009 at 10:53 am
anon fags. congrats, you all look the same.
May 8th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Anon’s budget for parties: $40 for Beach balls, $25 for rafts, Free douchegbags.
May 8th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
gotta love underwater pool party creepin. a pastime favorite
May 8th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
What a bunch of fags, and I don’t see on good looking girl. Thats because good looking girls are not into the surfer emo/surfer beefcake parties. Do something interesting. These industries “parties” are so lame. The whole industry is lame. Just a bunch of pop-outs. All the same. Thats what happens when you got a bunch of want to be creative/ are not creative people together. Scotty Hammond’s cant surf that well, just like every other kid in the water, he’s a nobody who cares.
May 8th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
If you want to be a hippster at least have the balls to live in a city where it makes sense, like San Francisco.
May 8th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
i think i saw a guy in one of the photos with an unbuttoned cardigan sweater. in socal. at a pool party.
May 8th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
this is almost as good as the TWS gear guide. Jerz is earning his “licking the sponsors’ balls” stripes with this one. Next stop, Surfline!
May 10th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Girls in bikinis and drinking with bros are always a good thing. Its all in good fun. Quit being a bunch of haters.
May 11th, 2009 at 10:05 am
only you Stu could hate on beers and chicks in bikinis
May 11th, 2009 at 10:32 am
Not really…notice I didn’t even get into the whole hipster thing. Rad Tad has me beat on this one. But seriously, how much do they pay you to post fluffy PR pieces for a living? Any real surf journalism going on at TWS these days?
May 11th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Stu, the question is, how much do you ‘not’ make by sitting at your local library blogging on TWSurf because you obviously got laid off or never had a job to begin with.
hating on hipsters is the new black. hating on Jerz only reveals your jealousy of his career of your lame ass life.
speaking of life, you should end yours
May 11th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
totally, but not really. You must be a hipster.
May 11th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Just cuz it’s not your scene don’t hate. I mean lets be honest… you took time to comment and look thru the pics. Good looking people are in every scene, just because they aren’t your taste (animated and unable to turn u down) doesn’t make them less attractive. Don’t hate on chicks just because you know they would NEVER give you the time of day (Tad).
Obviously people who can spend all day checking blogs and commenting on a party they weren’t invited to should probably get out of their mothers basement (Stu and Tad) and get a real job.
…come on guys face reality, YOU are nobodies blogging in secret, no one cares what you have to say.
I’m amazed at how much time you have you have put into your “blog crusade” its laughable… NO ONE CARES. People like you weren’t invited for a reason.
Bottom line, photos are for fun… Haters need to re-evaluate their values in life. There’s a reason you don’t work for TWS, you are idiots who don’t know shit about anything (well maybe you know how to cook an incredible hotpocket and blog at the same time). You don’t know who anyone in the photo is, and even if you did you aren’t even a blip on anyone’s radar (except maybe the pizza man’s). Grow up get a life… or a girlfriend (or boyfriend). You spend too much time putting your opinion where is doesn’t matter.
People hate on people they are jealous of… each hate blog just shows that your degree of insecurity is getting more heated. It’s obvious that you babies are jealous. So blog on and just keep showing your ignorance, jealousy, and lack of anything better to do.
Some lame verbal vomit response is expected… I mean what else do u have to do? It’s at least 3 hours til Mommy has your dinner ready.
My suggestion is to climb under your covers and eat the strawberry section out of a carton of neapolitan ice cream… and lighten up already geez, remember photos are all in good fun… you can’t please everyone. Luv ya Jerzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
And that’s all I have to say about that ha ha. The end.
May 11th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
this is so contradictory its not even funny.
a loser, blogging about bloggers hating on losers. and it just so happens that this loser in particular spent the most time hating on bloggers than all other bloggers combined!
its time we all put this one to rest and move on with our lives.
there will be more parties that none of us were invited to that we can all make fun of.
May 11th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Thomas Fomas Lorenzo Lamas… know what you are talking about before you make an ass of yourself again. That is one response to ignorance… its not 50 ignorant hate messages. Bloggity blog blogg bloggggggggg.
May 13th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Im so ready for pool parties now…
May 13th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
yay I love fat ugly girls..indus parties always bring the farm.. fattest one wins Damo
sheesh go watch a movie
boring!
May 17th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
pool party tip, only a tip not a rule, always invite le chud to your pool parties