Chemistry Surfboard Giveaway
Justin Cote
- December 01 2008
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- 128 comments
This month’s surfboard giveaway comes from the good peeps at Chemistry! Makers of fine hand-shaped surfboards since 2001, they’re going to award the winner of this month’s contest a custom-shaped board under 6′6″. Sharpen your pencils and put your thinking caps on, we got a caption contest on our hands…
Pictured above is Chemistry’s star team rider—Cheyne Magnusson—with what appears to be a handful of wieners…we’ll let you wizards do the rest in the comment box below!
Enter your caption in the comment box below and remember, if you’re not a registered user we don’t have anyway to contact you if you win! The Chemistry Giveaway lasts the entire month of December and a winner will be announced in early January. Good luck!
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December 1st, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Does anyone have anymore mustard?
December 1st, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Oh yeah? WELL I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU!!!!
December 1st, 2008 at 4:40 pm
fatboy on a diet?
December 1st, 2008 at 4:59 pm
The mating call of the dominate male ranga
December 1st, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Take your clothes off now! or else….
December 1st, 2008 at 6:17 pm
What up, Dog?
December 1st, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Ask me about my wieners!
December 1st, 2008 at 6:53 pm
He sure looked like a weiner on “Maui Fever”
December 1st, 2008 at 7:00 pm
A SURFERS MAIN DIET!!! ohhhh YEAH… only the food of champs!!!
December 1st, 2008 at 7:02 pm
And now here is your 3 time wiener of the WQS, Cheyne Magnusson
December 1st, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Hey…Did you get that breakfast burrito from Buccaneer, I’ll trade you these 3 hotdogs for a bite…
December 1st, 2008 at 7:10 pm
mags loves weiners
December 1st, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Next person that asks me if my brother really has autism is gonna get these 3 mustard dogs up thier A$$!!!!!!
December 1st, 2008 at 7:23 pm
this is my thingy i put up! if transworld is trying to get my info. my user name is bwolfe. thanks (hope i win)
December 1st, 2008 at 8:18 pm
hold on to these for a second, im going to take a dump on your chest!
December 1st, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Bring on Koybashi and Chestnut, wait until they see the Magnusson special.
December 1st, 2008 at 10:36 pm
does this look right to you
December 1st, 2008 at 10:50 pm
What a sausage fest!
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:38 am
how do you win this thingy? i could use a new board!!!!!!!:) hot dogs sound good right now….
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:24 am
I’ve got a handful of weiners !!!! Any takers ?
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:28 am
Yeah I got red on the head and fire in the bed, but these three bad boys will give me fire somewhere else!
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:06 am
I’m gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, red-head, no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of Weiner!
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:21 am
I carry a pair of big balls to maintain xtra three weiners at full capacity…so watch it Slater!!
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:37 am
Local Oceanside hot dog vender catches break when model agency finds he perfected the Blue Steele look. Owner of wiener stand on Tyson street devastated at loss of only employee.
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:43 am
had to make a profile
Local Oceanside hot dog vender catches break when model agency finds he perfected the Blue Steele look. Owner of wiener stand on Tyson street devastated at loss of only employee.
December 2nd, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Have board…will surf for weiners!
December 2nd, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Cheyne really loves weiners alot!!!
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:35 pm
hah i can satisfy three girls at once now:)
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:41 pm
When Cheyne Magnusson’s not involved in a surf competition, you know you can always find him at some county fair, stuffing his face at hotdog eating contests.
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:44 pm
after a long day of surfing, cheyne goes to his second job working at the ballpark selling hotdogs. As you can see he rather be surfing.
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:00 pm
on the way to the beach cheyne stoped by the hotdog hut and ordered 3 hotdogs, just as he was about to go he remembered to ask for a waterproof to-go bag. after realizing that there was no such thing he handed them back and demanded to speak to the manager..
December 2nd, 2008 at 8:15 pm
People often ask me “Does the rug match the curtains?”. That’s when I whip out the wieners & show ‘em.
December 2nd, 2008 at 8:39 pm
babe, what were these doing in your stuff?
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:45 pm
are these kosher?
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:45 pm
I can’t eat these.. im on the program
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Jason your gonna have to put some more foam on my next board
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:31 am
Ranga Roofies
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:56 am
Introducing……Ronald McDonald and his new 3 piece McWeiners….
Ranga Relish sold separately (g-rated version)
Lindsy Lohan has no problem handeling 3 weiners at once…. (pg-13 rated version)
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:34 am
Three in the hand is better than two in the bush.
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:56 pm
bahahahahaha
December 3rd, 2008 at 1:18 pm
triple fisting wieners.. not a big deal
December 3rd, 2008 at 1:27 pm
get with the brogram- i eat three of these an hour for strength.
December 3rd, 2008 at 2:45 pm
When i said id like to make a weiner sandwich, i wasnt kidding
December 3rd, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Tres perros caliente…Tres Cheyne Caliente…
December 3rd, 2008 at 3:37 pm
This is what MTV paid me for being on “Maui Fever!!!”
December 3rd, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Chemistry Surfboards LATEST EXPERIMENT! Surfboards out of hot dogs are the future!
December 3rd, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Whatever takes the focus off my cold sore.
December 3rd, 2008 at 4:20 pm
“Hey honey, call 3 friends quick. lets get radical.”
December 3rd, 2008 at 4:54 pm
weiners are to rangas as spinach is to popeye
December 3rd, 2008 at 5:55 pm
my brother gets his own movie and all I get is a lousy free lunch? I’ll take thre bra! (I knew I should have never left quick)
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Cheyne Magnussun’s Clint eastwood impression. Except he couldn’t get a 44 caliber so he thought three hot dogs would do. “You feelin lucky … punk?”
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:26 pm
jenna haze can handle three wieners
December 4th, 2008 at 1:02 am
with a borat accent… “I like it in the mouth… wowowoweewowowooo”
December 4th, 2008 at 3:59 am
It still won’t get you in the Volcom house..
December 4th, 2008 at 5:07 am
Eat Shit Kobayashi!!!
December 4th, 2008 at 5:55 am
HUNGRY? Take a bite at a free surfboard. Get’em while their hot!
December 4th, 2008 at 11:31 am
hot dogs are full of lips and asses…but i could use a stimulus package from chemistry…..
December 4th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
weiner weiner all a round me
December 4th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Ask me about my weinerS
December 4th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
eat d!ck……………
December 4th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
no you take ‘em theyll go staright to my thighs
December 4th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
YES these are three wieners in my hand, and yes i am happy to see you.
December 4th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Who needs ketchup when your as RED as i am.
December 4th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Having your own show on MTV is a lot like doing hardcore gay porn. Sure its fun, glamoruos, and you get laid a lot for couple months. But once it’s all over, and the fans have moved on to the next pretty face, you’re standing there with a handful of wieners, wondering what the fuck happened to you.
December 4th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
hotdogs..cuz sometimes hawaiians get sick of spam.
December 4th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Just put your weiners in my hand, shh it will be alright
December 4th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
like toootally scoob…
December 4th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
I starred in “Maui Fever” and got paid dick!
December 4th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Does Mick Fannings trainer allow this in the diet?
December 4th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
You win. That was solid, haha.
December 4th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
i guess it his time of. eat up while you can!
December 4th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
if you can fit 3 in one hand…youve got big hands or you shouldn’t be braggin bout your weiners
December 4th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
shouldn’t it be four? or are you a chick?
December 4th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Luckily for Cheyne, his sponsors keep his quiver of wieners as big as his quiver of boards. That way he never has to worry about busting his stick when riding a big one.
December 4th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
“Hopefully the hot dogs will distract people from looking at my ugly t-shirt.”
December 4th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
ha
December 5th, 2008 at 2:12 am
homemade ginger relish included!
December 5th, 2008 at 11:26 am
if you think this is alot of wiener you should see why they call me magnum.
December 5th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
we figure if the guy can hook it up with bowling alley food, he might as well be our team rider
December 5th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Looking one above- that was Leo’s
December 5th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
I got a bad case of Maui Weiner!
December 5th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
buns 99 cents, all beef franks $1.99, being the biggest weenie in the room……..priceless.
December 5th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Chicken? BEEF? Turkey? or Cheyne?
December 5th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
I triple dog dare you make fun of my hair-do. Now bite me.
December 5th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Dude. I said NO MUSTARD!!! Don’t you know who I am?
December 6th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
“I’m movin’ to the country I’m gonna eat a lot of weiners
Movin’ to the country I’m gonna eat a lot of wieners
Wieners come from a can they were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
If I had my little way I’d eat wieners everyday
Sun soakin bulges in the shade”
December 8th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
What’s in Cheyne’s playlist?…Three Dog Night!
December 8th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
2 IN THE PINK 1 IN THE STINK…..THAT’S A SHOKKAH !.!!.
BRAH, YOU EVER BEEN IN A 3 WEINER HOLD DOWN? IT’LL KNOCK THE RELISH OUT OF YA!! SHOOTS.
December 8th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
here, take’em
i don’t even know what to do with one.
December 9th, 2008 at 12:17 am
Well played, Mr. Bond, but do you have a license to kill THESE?!?!
December 9th, 2008 at 8:53 am
MTV Productions presents… Maui Fever The Movie: Three Wieners and a Little Lady
December 9th, 2008 at 9:39 am
Hot Dogs the breakfast of champion!
December 9th, 2008 at 11:25 am
I’m coming for you…….Kobiyashi
December 9th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
got wieners?
December 9th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
you may need these wieners more than i do.
December 9th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
I’ll exchange these for a surfboard
December 9th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
i showed u mine, ur turn!
December 10th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Cheyne takes pig-dogging to a whole new level.
December 10th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
That’s what happened to the last 3 guys that challenged me…..wanna be next???
December 11th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
I’ll trade you three seppo dogs for one good Aussie meat pie, any day, mate!
December 12th, 2008 at 7:32 am
im a chickk
December 12th, 2008 at 7:34 am
satisfy five girls at once…. WAIT! i need another weiner i only have four!
December 15th, 2008 at 10:06 am
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
December 15th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Go ahead…..Make My Day!
December 15th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Admiral Ackbar says, “IT’S A TRAP!!!”
December 16th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Want some ginger pickles?
December 18th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
And the wiener is…
December 18th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
come on, ill give you these hot dogs if you cut my hair.
December 18th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
im Adam Bonanno from above i forgot to log in, but once again ……. come on, ill give you these hot dogs if you cut my hair!
December 19th, 2008 at 10:58 am
(standing in front of the mirror, thinking to himself..)
Maybe I really should come out of the closet ?
December 21st, 2008 at 10:38 pm
If you think its easy being a ranga, think again..
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:04 am
They don’t actually give these boards away. Gay!
December 26th, 2008 at 12:19 am
Can I offer you some Grey Poupon?
December 29th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Would you eat them in the rain? Would you eat them on a train? Would you eat them for a stick? Eat them, eat them, eat them quick!
January 1st, 2009 at 11:56 am
how do u no???? i won a sick wetsuit from these guys!!
January 4th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Chemistry Surfboards presents,
A surf film of epic proportion…
Cheyne Magnusson starring in
A FIST FULL OF WIENERS
Are You Man Enough?
January 5th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Whether it’s deep pigdogs, sketchy raw dogs, or fistfuls of hot dogs, Cheyne Magnusson never backs down from an opportunity to get some…
January 7th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Cheyne Mags, a triple threat in his own right, offering up a triple threat to every person’s colon. Personally, I like mine protein-style, bacon-wrapped and served by an old man in Tijuana at 2:15 AM.
January 14th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
I can realate to the being on MTV side… But thanks for broadcasting your personal experiences with hardcore gay porn Janos.
January 20th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
and the wiener is?
January 21st, 2009 at 5:49 am
“Choose your weapon, wisely!”
February 8th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
I bet you I can eat more wieners than you
February 12th, 2009 at 8:19 am
Sick? What did have? the clap
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Hey girl! Ya hungry? I can't eat all 4 of my wieners myself!!!
September 23rd, 2009 at 4:02 am
wanna do it?
November 7th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Goldy-locks smugly awaits your insertion of three mustard-laden weiners. Careful, one at a time.