Chemistry Surfboard Giveaway
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This month’s surfboard giveaway comes from the good peeps at Chemistry! Makers of fine hand-shaped surfboards since 2001, they’re going to award the winner of this month’s contest a custom-shaped board under 6′6″. Sharpen your pencils and put your thinking caps on, we got a caption contest on our hands…
Pictured above is Chemistry’s star team rider—Cheyne Magnusson—with what appears to be a handful of wieners…we’ll let you wizards do the rest in the comment box below!
Enter your caption in the comment box below and remember, if you’re not a registered user we don’t have anyway to contact you if you win! The Chemistry Giveaway lasts the entire month of December and a winner will be announced in early January. Good luck!
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Does anyone have anymore mustard?
That’s what happened to the last 3 guys that challenged me…..wanna be next???
Oh yeah? WELL I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU!!!!
You win. That was solid, haha.
fatboy on a diet?
The mating call of the dominate male ranga
Take your clothes off now! or else….
What up, Dog?
Ask me about my wieners!
He sure looked like a weiner on “Maui Fever”
A SURFERS MAIN DIET!!! ohhhh YEAH… only the food of champs!!!
this is my thingy i put up! if transworld is trying to get my info. my user name is bwolfe. thanks (hope i win)
And now here is your 3 time wiener of the WQS, Cheyne Magnusson
Hey…Did you get that breakfast burrito from Buccaneer, I’ll trade you these 3 hotdogs for a bite…
mags loves weiners
Next person that asks me if my brother really has autism is gonna get these 3 mustard dogs up thier A$$!!!!!!
hold on to these for a second, im going to take a dump on your chest!
Bring on Koybashi and Chestnut, wait until they see the Magnusson special.
does this look right to you
What a sausage fest!
how do you win this thingy? i could use a new board!!!!!!!:) hot dogs sound good right now….
hot dogs are full of lips and asses…but i could use a stimulus package from chemistry…..
I’ve got a handful of weiners !!!! Any takers ?
Yeah I got red on the head and fire in the bed, but these three bad boys will give me fire somewhere else!
I’m gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, red-head, no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of Weiner!
I carry a pair of big balls to maintain xtra three weiners at full capacity…so watch it Slater!!
Local Oceanside hot dog vender catches break when model agency finds he perfected the Blue Steele look. Owner of wiener stand on Tyson street devastated at loss of only employee.
had to make a profile
Local Oceanside hot dog vender catches break when model agency finds he perfected the Blue Steele look. Owner of wiener stand on Tyson street devastated at loss of only employee.
Have board…will surf for weiners!
Cheyne really loves weiners alot!!!
hah i can satisfy three girls at once now:)
shouldn’t it be four? or are you a chick?
im a chickk
When Cheyne Magnusson’s not involved in a surf competition, you know you can always find him at some county fair, stuffing his face at hotdog eating contests.
after a long day of surfing, cheyne goes to his second job working at the ballpark selling hotdogs. As you can see he rather be surfing.
on the way to the beach cheyne stoped by the hotdog hut and ordered 3 hotdogs, just as he was about to go he remembered to ask for a waterproof to-go bag. after realizing that there was no such thing he handed them back and demanded to speak to the manager..
bahahahahaha
People often ask me “Does the rug match the curtains?”. That’s when I whip out the wieners & show ‘em.
babe, what were these doing in your stuff?
are these kosher?
I can’t eat these.. im on the program
Jason your gonna have to put some more foam on my next board
Ranga Roofies
Introducing……Ronald McDonald and his new 3 piece McWeiners….
Ranga Relish sold separately (g-rated version)
Lindsy Lohan has no problem handeling 3 weiners at once…. (pg-13 rated version)
Three in the hand is better than two in the bush.
triple fisting wieners.. not a big deal
get with the brogram- i eat three of these an hour for strength.
When i said id like to make a weiner sandwich, i wasnt kidding
Tres perros caliente…Tres Cheyne Caliente…
This is what MTV paid me for being on “Maui Fever!!!”
Chemistry Surfboards LATEST EXPERIMENT! Surfboards out of hot dogs are the future!
Whatever takes the focus off my cold sore.
“Hey honey, call 3 friends quick. lets get radical.”
weiners are to rangas as spinach is to popeye
my brother gets his own movie and all I get is a lousy free lunch? I’ll take thre bra! (I knew I should have never left quick)
Cheyne Magnussun’s Clint eastwood impression. Except he couldn’t get a 44 caliber so he thought three hot dogs would do. “You feelin lucky … punk?”
jenna haze can handle three wieners
with a borat accent… “I like it in the mouth… wowowoweewowowooo”
It still won’t get you in the Volcom house..
Eat Shit Kobayashi!!!
HUNGRY? Take a bite at a free surfboard. Get’em while their hot!
weiner weiner all a round me
Ask me about my weinerS
ha
eat d!ck……………
no you take ‘em theyll go staright to my thighs
YES these are three wieners in my hand, and yes i am happy to see you.
Who needs ketchup when your as RED as i am.
Having your own show on MTV is a lot like doing hardcore gay porn. Sure its fun, glamoruos, and you get laid a lot for couple months. But once it’s all over, and the fans have moved on to the next pretty face, you’re standing there with a handful of wieners, wondering what the fuck happened to you.
I can realate to the being on MTV side… But thanks for broadcasting your personal experiences with hardcore gay porn Janos.
hotdogs..cuz sometimes hawaiians get sick of spam.
Just put your weiners in my hand, shh it will be alright
like toootally scoob…
I starred in “Maui Fever” and got paid dick!
Does Mick Fannings trainer allow this in the diet?
i guess it his time of. eat up while you can!
if you can fit 3 in one hand…youve got big hands or you shouldn’t be braggin bout your weiners
Luckily for Cheyne, his sponsors keep his quiver of wieners as big as his quiver of boards. That way he never has to worry about busting his stick when riding a big one.
“Hopefully the hot dogs will distract people from looking at my ugly t-shirt.”
homemade ginger relish included!
if you think this is alot of wiener you should see why they call me magnum.
we figure if the guy can hook it up with bowling alley food, he might as well be our team rider
Looking one above- that was Leo’s
I got a bad case of Maui Weiner!
buns 99 cents, all beef franks $1.99, being the biggest weenie in the room……..priceless.
Chicken? BEEF? Turkey? or Cheyne?
I triple dog dare you make fun of my hair-do. Now bite me.
Dude. I said NO MUSTARD!!! Don’t you know who I am?
“I’m movin’ to the country I’m gonna eat a lot of weiners
Movin’ to the country I’m gonna eat a lot of wieners
Wieners come from a can they were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
If I had my little way I’d eat wieners everyday
Sun soakin bulges in the shade”
What’s in Cheyne’s playlist?…Three Dog Night!
2 IN THE PINK 1 IN THE STINK…..THAT’S A SHOKKAH !.!!.
BRAH, YOU EVER BEEN IN A 3 WEINER HOLD DOWN? IT’LL KNOCK THE RELISH OUT OF YA!! SHOOTS.
here, take’em
i don’t even know what to do with one.
Well played, Mr. Bond, but do you have a license to kill THESE?!?!
MTV Productions presents… Maui Fever The Movie: Three Wieners and a Little Lady
Hot Dogs the breakfast of champion!
I’m coming for you…….Kobiyashi
got wieners?
you may need these wieners more than i do.
I’ll exchange these for a surfboard
i showed u mine, ur turn!
Cheyne takes pig-dogging to a whole new level.
I’ll trade you three seppo dogs for one good Aussie meat pie, any day, mate!
satisfy five girls at once…. WAIT! i need another weiner i only have four!
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Go ahead…..Make My Day!
Admiral Ackbar says, “IT’S A TRAP!!!”
Want some ginger pickles?
And the wiener is…
come on, ill give you these hot dogs if you cut my hair.
im Adam Bonanno from above i forgot to log in, but once again ……. come on, ill give you these hot dogs if you cut my hair!
(standing in front of the mirror, thinking to himself..)
Maybe I really should come out of the closet ?
If you think its easy being a ranga, think again..
They don’t actually give these boards away. Gay!
how do u no???? i won a sick wetsuit from these guys!!
Sick? What did have? the clap
Can I offer you some Grey Poupon?
Would you eat them in the rain? Would you eat them on a train? Would you eat them for a stick? Eat them, eat them, eat them quick!
Chemistry Surfboards presents,
A surf film of epic proportion…
Cheyne Magnusson starring in
A FIST FULL OF WIENERS
Are You Man Enough?
Whether it’s deep pigdogs, sketchy raw dogs, or fistfuls of hot dogs, Cheyne Magnusson never backs down from an opportunity to get some…
Cheyne Mags, a triple threat in his own right, offering up a triple threat to every person’s colon. Personally, I like mine protein-style, bacon-wrapped and served by an old man in Tijuana at 2:15 AM.
and the wiener is?
“Choose your weapon, wisely!”
I bet you I can eat more wieners than you
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