Cali Rally: Cougar Hunting With Jordy Smith

Well, it’s apparent that the Cali Rally is really taking a toll on these guys. None of them are sending us textual updates, ERGO and Analog didn’t even send us photos, and the shit they’re all doing is starting to get really really weird. Like weirder than we even expected. But hey, that’s what Cali Rally is all about…

Team Rusty

Impromptu Model Search with the Rusty crew... Photo: Dirt

Impromptu Model Search with the Rusty crew... Photo: Dirt

The "take Jordy Smith to a nursing home" challnege? Photo: Dirt

The "take Jordy Smith to a nursing home" challenge? Photo: Dirt

Duck hunting with team Rusty down at Lowers. Photo: Dirt

Duck hunting with team Rusty down at Lowers. Photo: Dirt

Damien Fahrenfort, foreshadowing at his quickness in bed. The Flash! Photo: Dirt

Damien Fahrenfort, foreshadowing at his quickness in bed. The Flash! Photo: Dirt

Rumor has it that Jordy loves cougars, but this might be taking it a bit far, even for him. Photo: Dirt

Rumor has it that Jordy loves cougars, but this might be taking it a bit far, even for him. Photo: Dirt

Rusty rocking out at the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater. Photo: Dirt

Rusty rocking out at the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater. Photo: Dirt

Miles Smith is one lucky son of a bitch... Photo: Dirt

Miles Smith is one lucky son of a bitch... Photo: Dirt

Zen-like frontflipping with Rusty. Photo: Dirt

Zen-like frontflipping with Rusty. Photo: Dirt

Dooma doing something with his hands out in the water. Possibly drinking lemonade??? Photo: Dirt

Dooma doing something with his hands out in the water. Possibly drinking lemonade??? Photo: Dirt

Kickflips on reef? Photo: Dirt

Kickflips on reef? Photo: Dirt

Since Cali Rally began Miles Smith has acquired the taste for older women... Photo: Dirt

Since Cali Rally began Miles Smith has acquired the taste for older women... Photo: Dirt

Team Sector 9

Leather clad 9balls doing the double black diamond run at the sand dunes above Zuma….first time make with Jarrah the Sled Runner navigating the boulders….that’s just after swimming naked, jumpin shit, and egging Analog. And Adam Virs just bought a 30 pack, what a great invention.

The Lock and Stack...a position you don't want to be in. Photo: Sector 9

The Lock and Stack...a position you don't want to be in. Photo: Sector 9

Leather clad 9balls doing the double black diamond run at the sand dunes above Zuma. Photo: Sector 9

Leather clad 9balls doing the double black diamond run at the sand dunes above Zuma. Photo: Sector 9

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WTF? The TransWorld SURF Cali Rally is an annual scavenger hunt style race from San Diego to Santa Cruz. Featuring four teams of four surfers, each team gets a list of “challenges” that they must complete to earn points that go towards their overall Cali Rally point total. Along the way, teams must compete in four “Checkpoint Challenges” that range from shirtless paintball wars to tandem BMX races. Checkpoint Challenges are worth 1,000 points each. Extra points are awarded at the discretion of TransWorld SURF and can be earned for various feats including broken bones, heroic acts of courage, and making out with old ladies. Previous winning teams include Analog (2009) and Billabong (2008).