Paparazzi: “Koby Abberton Out Of Control” At MTV Australia Awards
Justin Cote
- April 08 2009
- 10 comments
I like how the “prominent media personality” didn’t want to be named after claiming Bra Boy Koby Abberton was “was so drunk and he was spitting on the floor inside” and “hard to sit by…yuck.” Big deal, people get hammered at these things all the time, isn’t that why we watch? Give ‘em hell Koby!
Koby looks sober as a judge to us…
As reported on www.news.com.au
WITH his wild merrymaking and indoor spitting setting him apart from his peers, surfer Koby Abberton has unofficially picked up the Anna-Nicole Smith memorial award for most outlandish behaviour at the MTV Awards.
Travelling solo without girlfriend and chaperone Tahyna Tozzi, the infamous Bra Boy made the transition from surfie to rock and roll veteran and his efforts were said to put Ozzie Osbourne to shame.
Revellers at Friday’s event claim the notorious party boy and perennial B-lister was “smashed” and “out of it” and disrupted other VIPs he shared the “glamour pit” with at the Sydney Convention Centre venue.
One prominent media personality, who did not wish to be named, expressed particular disgust at Abberton’s behaviour. “He was so drunk and he was spitting on the floor inside,” she told Confidential. “It was disgusting and very hard to sit near him - yuck.” Another said he was “out of control”.
Later at the after party at The Hilton, the Maroubra man was seen spilling and dropping drinks and slurring his words.
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April 8th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Sounds fun. I;’d love to be partying with Koby at that thing. Isn’t this what rock stars are supposed to be doing?
April 8th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Yeah Koby!! Keepin it real…and then he probably went and pulled in at some heaving slab all hungover while the rest of those pretty-boy fucks were just scratchin their nuts.Good stuff.
April 8th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Legendary…
April 9th, 2009 at 3:35 am
yeah…koby is so cool!!! whatever, why does this guy always seem to be getting recognized and praised on your website for getting in fights, getting drunk, and being what seems to be a complete thug, non-contributing zero to our society.
yeah, he surfs deadly waves…so what? im sure there are plenty of other guys that surf the same waves, that are actually good people and may give off a positive influence to some of the young surfers who read your magazine and webiste.
April 9th, 2009 at 11:06 am
Koby fuckin’ rocks!!! Sorry FBC, but you should probably go to Surfers Path website if you can’t stand surfer’s that fuck shit up. What’s FBC stand for? Fuckin’ bald cunt? Hahahaha!!!
April 10th, 2009 at 5:08 am
you’re such a badass T-dog. especially talkin all that shit from behind your computer. i bet you’re some 5 foot 8, 150 pound little bitch, driving around in a lifted SUV your daddy bought you.
i never said i couldn’t stand surfer’s that “fuck shit up”. but I do think there are much more important things going on in surfing than “surfer’s that fuck shit up.” im sure you “fuck shit up” all the time…right up the ass of all the other little punk ass “brah’s” you chill with.
April 10th, 2009 at 10:21 am
He needs to start humpn girls girls leggs and lickin their faces. It sounds to me like he could have turned it up a notch. Matbe he was just tired.
April 10th, 2009 at 11:40 am
now, now. Clearly, Cote doesn’t really wish he was with Koby. He’s far more mature than that. I do, however, understand Cote’s need to stir it up here a bit though. Traffic on this site is pathetic. In any event, let’s all give Koby his 15 minutes - he’ll be in jail for real, or dead, before you know it. Then we can get back to real issues like why Mike Losness get’s to sit in Cote’s Cube after winning a 2 star.
April 10th, 2009 at 11:41 am
get’s? Man I’m STUpid.
April 10th, 2009 at 11:43 am
fuckin love it bra keep up the good work legend!