Kooks…You Really Need To Watch This
Justin Cote
- January 09 2009
- 17 comments
Unless you live in a cave, localism is something every surfer has to deal with. Whether it be on a surf trip to Timbuktu or a quick, 15-minute jaunt down the coast, there’s always some asshole who thinks he’s “local” because he’s lived there for six years. Check out this hilarious youtube clip we found that illustrates perfectly what a true Kook is…










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January 9th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
psssssssht kooks hahaha this is si beast!!!!!
January 9th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
…On location in hawaii..
January 9th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Reminds me of all the Haole’s and Portagese at Ho’okipa tryin to be local Callin out other FOB Haole’s and Portagese. KOOKS… The real locals are pretty chill. Nice people except when they get snaked by one of the a fore mentioned races.
January 10th, 2009 at 7:02 am
Reminds me of all the Cali and mainland chicks that come to the NS and ask me where Im from. Obviously if they were from there they wouldnt have to ask who I am.
And they think because they’ve been surfing there for a year and start talking pidgin they are LOCAL now….retards….
January 10th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
this was just made by real kooks who always get told to split and are pissed off. fuck kooks. my local spot used to be empty on the best days. now there is 40 people to each peak and their moms on the beach taking photos. then they threaten to call the cops when u tell em to split. fuck kooks and fuck cops
January 10th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
ya, i am angry too. people on peaks and stuff, and cops, ohhhh they make me so explicitly angry. i could just swear alot, thats how mad i am. piss, hell, poopies.
January 10th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
that was mad funny
January 10th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
this was made by kooks who are probably mad because they got vibed somewhere. san diego lames by the looks of it.
January 11th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
haaaaa, kooks make a movie….nice log, bet your kook friends enjoyed making this witty skit….they surf “great” thanks for the end segment. Geta hair cut and a neck tat…..better yet pay some dues and clean the beach access parking lot..then you can surf the first :30 of light each day….maybe
January 11th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
hahahaha
January 12th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Hey haole get out of my pineapple field!!!! dork
January 12th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Yeah kooks have yet to roll up on my spot at the lake . . . wait . . nevermind, we don’t have waves.
January 13th, 2009 at 7:36 am
locals only.what a joke.hookipa locals?.i havent seen there too many original hawaiian born surfers,just white mainland born whimps!you are never local in hawaii unless you have 100% pure hawaiian blood in your system.dreamon kooks.
January 13th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
this is f*%$ing hilarious. Easy to see how retarded this is after you grow up and stop doing it.
January 17th, 2009 at 7:08 am
Most of the time localism is a bunch of guys acting tough bc they’re with people. You almost never see a local by himself startin shit. You get enough ugly girls together and they can talk smack and chase just about anyone out of the water too.
January 18th, 2009 at 10:46 am
haha i surfed in hawaii and i’m puerto rican. i look hawaiian though so everyone was nice to me it was awesome…
January 26th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Wow! So many references to race in these comments. Certainly makes you wonder if localism is really about waves or racism. Hawaiians are resentful of what the white man has done to them, so now they hate on all haoles, portugese, brazilians, and anyone else who cannot prove they have 1/32 of island blood running through their veins.
It’s 2009…we actually have a black president…stop with all the hating.