Surfer Elected President Of The United States Of America

Barak Obama

Yep, you read it right. Barak Obama has been elected as the 44th president of the United States of America. And yes, he is a surfer of the purest form—a bodysurfer. We salute you Barak Obama!

Just a few things though…

—Keep Our water clean and please don’t drill off our coasts, although we do need petroleum for our wetsuits and surfboards..

—Go green! We need all that Middle Eastern oil for our boards and shit like I said!

—Come rip with us in Hawaii. We can bodysurf Waimea shorebreak together!

—And last but not least, you should’ve gone right on that last wave you caught, presidents can’t miss barrel sections like that, at least not my president!

Check out the youtube clip of Obama bodysurfing Sandy Beach below…